Number 10: “They do realize that ‘Break a Leg’ is a figure of speech, right?”
Number 9: “All these Chinese, and none of them is using Kung Fu?”
Number 8: “Oh my God, there are, like, a Billion of them!”
Number 7: “I can’t wait to see what fortune cookies say after this.”
Number 6: “That reminds me – I want to rent Braveheart when we get home.”
Number 5: “This is the goodwill tour? Who organized it? Chow Yun-Fat and Bill Laimbeer?”
Number 4: “Get my broker on the phone. Chinese cotton is about to get a whole lot pricier!”
Number 3: “I haven’t seen this much violence since the Kuomintang clashed with the CPC.”
Number 2: “After you brawl Chinese, you just want to brawl again an hour later.”
And the Number One thing overheard in the stands of the Georgetown / Chinese Brawl:
“大黑箍攻擊美國的超級巨星英雄無懼！”
