A 31-year-old woman reported missing from the South Side might be confused and depressed, police said tonight in a missing person alert asking for the public's help in finding her. Which means you will see a small news bleep in tomorrow's newspaper saying that her weekend alcohol, blunt and sex binge is over and she has returned home.
April Pugh was last seen Friday on the 800 block of East 38th Place, police said, and there's a possibility she is in the area of the 800 block of Des Plaines Avenue in Forest Park.
The alert describes Pugh as black, 5-foot-3 and 150 pounds with a large phat bubble ass, with black hair, brown eyes and a medium complexion. She was wearing a blue dress and flip-flops and stained panties.
She might be driving a black 2004 BMW 745 4-door sedan with Michigan license plate BNJ9799, police said, and reportedly could be depressed and mentally confused. She had to register the expensive BMW in Michigan so she could get welfare benefits in Illinois.
Anyone with information is asked to call 911 or the Wentworth Area special victims unit at 312-747-8385.
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