American Lindsey Vonn to be Stripped of Olympic Gold Medal

IOC: Lindsey Vonn Must Forfeit Gold...

In a shocking development, the International Olympic Committee announced today that it has taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier Lindsey Vonn, now handing it instead to U.S. President Barack Obama...

Officials said  in a statement that Obama simply deserved the medal more than Vonn... as nobody has ever gone downhill faster than he has...

[Obama voters and other slow readers: this is SATIRE]

~Gracias Roberto~

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