Bawful After Dark: May 18, 2011

20110517-rick-carlisleRick Carlisle demonstrates that Dirk is a robot through interprative dance

Sorry to keep this one short -- I've had some unexpected changes to my schedule the past few days. You know, kind of like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has had a change of schedule. I'm sure he didn't plan on needing to bitch to the media about not getting a statue. Come on! He deserves a statue just for his glorious acting performance as That Big Dude That Got His Ass Whupped By Bruce Lee in Game of Death.

Nice shades. Deal with it


Worst of the Night in Pictures:

20110517-kevin-durant"Come on, Dirk! You're making me waste a totally awesome box score line!"


20110517-mavs-fanWhat is this I don't even...


20110517-mark-cubanWe gotta work on that jumpshot form, Cubes. Get that elbow in line with the target!


Nationally Televised Games:
Heat at Bulls, 8:30pm, TNT (Bulls lead series 1-0): LeBron has a head cold. However, don't expect an historical game -- "Head Cold Game" doesn't quite roll off the tongue like "Flu Game," after all.