"Hmm... I wonder where I can get a sweet lunchbox to go with my backpack..."In NBA tattoo news (that amazingly does not include Birdman Andersen), Monta Ellis got a forest tattooed on his chest. That's some serious attention to detail. You can almost expect a squirrel to come scampering out of his jersey during a game next season.
Ridiculous stat of the day: "Last 10 NBA seasons: Teams have trailed by 15+ pts in last five mins of 4,970 games (RS and playoffs). DAL became only winner last night."
Worst of the Night in Pictures:
Okay, points for creativity, I guess?
I guess Durant's less impressed by your body paint than I am. Sorry dudes.
Nate Robinson auditions for a second job as the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man outside the Valvoline storeNationally Televised Games:
Bulls at Heat, TNT, 8:30pm (Heat lead series 2-1): Can we please stop talking about Joakim Noah's anti-gay slur and subsequent fine? His new-found complete and total inability to put a basketball through a hoop is far more interesting, considering he is, after all, a professional basketball player.
